Spurs evaluated!
Once again, Tottenham Hotspur are under new management.
Former Southampton boss Mauricio Pochettino is now in charge at White Hart Lane and one of his first tasks will have been to evaluate his entire squad.
Just in case he has not got round to doing it yet, we have summed up each player using just three words.
Hugo Lloris – England’s best goalkeeper
Brad Friedel – Way too old
Kyle Walker – Has no brain
Kyle Naughton – Worse than Walker
Jan Vertonghen – Should’ve joined Arsenal
Younes Kaboul – Formidable when fit
Danny Rose – Most improved player
Benoit Assou-Ekotto – Unreliable yet affable
Zeki Fryers – Surplus to requirements
Vlad Chiriches – Cavalier and careless
Paulinho – Chelsea interest unjustified
Lewis Holtby – Smiley and hardworking
Tom Carroll – Future England star
Michael Dawson – Popular but poor
Milos Veljkovic – Could become incredible
Etienne Capoue – No longer wanted
Nabil Bentaleb – Lost without Sherwood
Sandro – Underrated by Sherwood
Moussa Dembele – Should score more
Christian Eriksen – Real Madrid 2015
Aaron Lennon – Fast but frustrating
Andros Townsend – Thinks he’s Bale
Erik Lamela – Shouldn’t be underestimated
Gylfi Sigurdsson – Underused goal machine
Alex Pritchard – Swindon’s his level
Nacer Chadli – Unfashionable but effective
Harry Kane – Decent Championship workhorse
Emmanuel Adebayor – Too much baggage
Roberto Soldado – It WILL happen
Truthful Three-Word Assessment Of Each Tottenham Hotspur Initial Group Player
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